- All sorts of crazy people accost me while I’m peaceably walking
- This happens to me all over the city
- These are in no particular order or chronology
- It does not include people asking me for directions
What was said:
- Damn! Anyone ever tell you that you’re built like a black woman? (said by man sitting in front of his low income housing)
- MMMMMMM you sure are juicy! (said by homeless man on bicycle)
- You retarded bitch! (said by mentally ill woman when I didn’t give her money)
- Don’t you know it’s Christmas? (said by homeless man asking me for money on January 4th)
- SMACK! (no words, but me getting my ass slapped (hard) by Mexican guy on a bicycle)
- Cookie? (asked by homeless man holding a crumpled open box of girl scout cookies in exchange for money)
- Don’t go to North Philly! You’ll die in North Philly! (said by crazy homeless woman)
- MMM Looking good girl! (said by flamboyant queen)
- PUTA! (said by white frat guys in a car)
Did you forget what we screamed at each other on the street?
ReplyDeleteForget? It's an entire blog post! Or will be...
ReplyDeleteI'm so excited that I may start an argument just for the fun of it.
ReplyDeleteThe "cookie?" one makes me sad . . .
ReplyDeleteI think the North Philly warning is a pretty safe blanket premonition for anyone going to North Philly!
ReplyDeletePetey - the cookie one just grossed me out.
ReplyDeleteKennie - I agree! I haven't been to North Philly yet!